She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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