i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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