So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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