You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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