don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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