ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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