so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
