office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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