I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I think people are normalizing furries
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
