You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
tell me about the fingering
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