Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
