So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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