why didn't you poke me back
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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