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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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