Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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