just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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