I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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