belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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