Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just high enough for therapy.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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