i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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