yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish i was in the wii world.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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