butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is Oprah even human
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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