Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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