none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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