it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
