we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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