You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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