Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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