Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
