i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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