I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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