so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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