one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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