If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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