i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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