Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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