I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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