You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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