another moral hangover. fuck.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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