I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
