Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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