I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
where does the pee come out of this thing
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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