I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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