she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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