i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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