A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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