I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Randomize
