I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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