he thought i was a dude.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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