trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I will be naked everywhere
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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