Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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